Frequent Constipation

If you are bothered by occasional or frequent constipation, look in the mirror and repeat the following phrase three times in succession when symptoms occur:

My present and future financial and personal well being are totally in the hands of…

Barack Obama

                           

                                         Joe Biden

Harry Reid

           Nancy Pelosi

      

Tim Geithner

                                  

            Rahm Emmanuel

                                                            


               Chris Dodd








And

  
 Barney Frank!

If that doesn't scare the CRAP out of you, then you are probably destined to be backed up for the rest of your life.

There is no need to thank me for this advice; I'm just doing it as a public service.