Friday, September 18, 2009

Frequent Constipation

If you are bothered by occasional or frequent constipation, look in the mirror and repeat the following phrase three times in succession when symptoms occur:

My present and future financial and personal well being are totally in the hands of…








Barack Obama







                           

                                         Joe Biden














Harry Reid







           Nancy Pelosi









      
Tim Geithner

                                  



            Rahm Emmanuel









                                                            


               Chris Dodd








And






  
 Barney Frank!











If that doesn't scare the CRAP out of you, then you are probably destined to be backed up for the rest of your life.

There is no need to thank me for this advice; I'm just doing it as a public service.

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