Fairness My Ace

Once there was a wolf that was the pack leader-manager of a den of wolves who had decreed that all the wolves of the pack must take what they have hunted and divide it up, and thus share the wealth.

The pack leader-manager explained that this way the den would not starve; after all, this is what affirmative action is all about, share and share alike.

This continued until the time of the next pack meeting when one of the older wolves said that the den leader was seen living in a comfortable cave on the side of the mountain.

So when the pack leader-manager had heard what was being said amongst the party members regarding his palace style abode, he got even with the old wise wolf and had him reassigned to the nether parts of the den.

However, the old wise wolf, upon hearing of his eviction from the main den, began making his voice heard within the community about the scam that was taking place within his den and the pack leader.

The pack leader-manager was very resolute that these party members weren’t going to spoil his little side scam that he had going, because of this wise old wolf.

You see the older wolves were much wiser and more skilled to amass more wealth than the younger ones, and generally were next in line to be the pack leader when the time came.

Well anyway, the pack leader-manager was a little edgy at the uproar by the members, so he called the ACLU, the NAACP, La Raza, La Famalia, and the DNC.

No time was wasted when these calls were made, because the word got around the circuit quickly.

Barak “I’mmm da prezzzzident” Obama, Jeremiah “Radical” Wright, and Billy “I’m not a terrorist” Ayers were holding hands and singing, “Kum Bah Yah”, and one could hear something about a new dam or a new god in America.

However, it wasn’t long before Jimmy ‘the peanut’ Carter jumped up and said that he would do any building that was needed for old time sake, since we all were born to live in a commune, anyway.

And before anyone knew it, CBS, NBC, PBS, CNN, and ABC all showed up to provide pictures of how hard it was to be the pack leader of a den of boisterous wolves.

Nancy “Sneaky” Pelosi and “Stinky” Harry Reid wept in an interview on the ‘Larry King Show’ that the poor pack leader was under too much stress from these inconsiderate party members.

So, Hillary ‘I’m Sec-terry A-Staaaate’ Clinton got her old law firm to represent the ‘pack leader-manager’ in a defamation suit against the old wise wolf.

And the case was to be tried before a panel of federal judges that Billy ‘the cigar’ Clinton appointed from a list of single-parent welfare recipients, because the pack leader-manager falls under the affirmative action clause.

When Peta and Green Peace heard about the ruckus, they moaned and groaned and jumped up and down like spoiled brats that needed discipline applied to their understanding.

Also running to the aid of the poor pack leader was Al ‘Mr. Eco’ Gore, who said that his private jets were available to the cause as long as his multi-billion dollar company got the eco-credits.

Howard Dean of the DNC jumped up and said that he understands the situation, since his modest palace style home is located near the poor lower class, and fortunately not under a bridge where the scummy homeless vets live.

John Kerry didn’t comment on the issue, because he had Heinz mustard all over his face (at least that’s what it looked like) as he was being swift boated away somewhere.

Neither the ‘G.W.’ administration nor anyone from the Republican Party would comment on this situation, since they’re all brain dead capitalist pigs and don’t understand the fairness doctrine, nor anything about how to spread the wealth.

Not funny, huh?

A real life incident similar to that of the ant happened unto an acquaintance of mine here in Mesquite, and that ain’t funny when you’re the one getting stiffed.

She got evicted after living over a year in a certain Mesquite apartment complex, because she made too much money, and upon her eviction she found this ‘dump’ to be section eight housing.

After filling out rental form after rental form, according to the manager- pack leader’s directions, and paying various fees that weren’t reimbursed after being shuffled around the complex, the eviction notice came.

Of course, these fees didn’t include the moving company’s bill for packing up and moving her furniture to her new segregated apartment complex.

Yet her lease made no mention of making a certain amount of money, nor did she sign a lease attesting to the fact that she knew or that this was classified as section eight housing.

It appears as if the manager-pack leader of this complex was too busy trying to scam the system or an unsuspecting tenant while the legal issues were not brought forth until after the fact.

It’s said that this manager then left this complex to manage another one somewhere else here in Mesquite, while a new agent assumed the role of manager with the status quo.

Yet, here we find no advocates fighting for my friend; no Hollywood weirdoes or whacked out loonies, no community activist like Jessie ‘Rainbow’ Jackson or Al ‘Big Mouth’ Sharpton, no high priced lawyers working pro bono, not even a Mesquite official.

Neither did she hear a whisper from either of our ‘Great’ Democratic Majority Leaders, ‘Queen Nancy’ Pelosi nor Harry “You People STINK” Reid, to lament such a tragedy, because there was no glory in it for them as true Democrats.

Because this is what’s called spreading the wealth around; they kick out the middle class and replace us with their bummer friends, and they get rich while we get stuck with crappy diapers.

I find it appalling that this same corruption that’s in our government bureaucracy is also in the programs that it promotes, as was cited here; scamming the taxpaying public.

It’s interesting how the socialist system with its pyramid scheme is screwing up the capitalist system of wealth – thus the economic crisis – and the ‘American Dream’ that our immigrant forefathers brought with them.

Unfortunately, this article doesn’t even come close to, nor could I ever express my friend’s anger at what she went through, and the moronic inconvenience that was caused by this bureaucratic hustle.