Saturday, April 11, 2009

Lipstick On A Pig

Here we are days away from Election Day and all we have heard is ‘Change, Change, and I promise this or that as your president, and your pig wears lipstick, dude.’

These pinheads and their lies never change; I think Charles De Gaulle said it best when it comes to politicians, “Since a politician never believes what he says, he is quite surprised to be taken at his word.”

So here we are with the Democrats in charge of Congress with an approval rating of nine, way below that of our purported lame duck president, and they treat us like stuck pigs.

What happened to all of the Democratic rhetoric about how they were going to change everything for ‘we the people’, once they got elected to Congress?

It’s just like I thought, nothing but non-eco pig poo which we can’t even put into our car’s gas tank.

These people are supposed to represent us in running our country, but all they are doing is creating more problems like this bank bailout or foolishly spending our money.

They vote themselves outrages paychecks and health care packages and we the people don’t say anything as they thumb their noses at us wild pigs.

These clowns don’t know what it’s like to make minimum wage, to have NO health care, or to live from moment to moment with little or no hope.

These slugs don’t know what it’s like to walk around without that silver spoon in their mouth, but with a little persuasion that spoon could end up somewhere else.

I find it appalling that most people have no idea of how their government is managed.

Mostly everyone thinks that the President creates both the budget and the deficit, when in fact, the President only proposes a budget and the Congress either accepts it or rejects it.

So you ask, ‘who then is the originator of the country’s spending bills?’

It’s the Speaker of the House, naturally; so tell me who the country’s big spender is today.

The point is that almost every politician complains about the deficit, but they always seem to spend more and more of our money for their pet pig projects.

If they don’t get their way on these bills that they submit, they act as spoiled brats that need some positive or better yet, corporal reinforcement.

Then they blame everybody else when we the people complain about higher taxes.

Stop and think about the recession that we’re supposed to be in; who created it?

Who creates inflation and higher taxes, yet receives PAC money and lobbyist money?

Not ‘we the people’, but the elected slugs who coerced their way into office, and then they dare ‘we the people’ to voice our opposition, and I’m damn tired of it all.

I blame the 534 elected officials who belong to the ‘Prima Donna Brotherhood’ in Washington for their mismanagement of our system, which was created next to perfect.

Now that we know who the culprits are who are corrupting our great country, why can’t this country of over 300 million people replace these 534 deceitful slugs?

I believe that you either don’t want this to happen, because you like the ‘S and M’ (‘Spit and Mucus’) or it’s because you’re not aware that you have a choice in the matter.

Abuse is abuse is abuse, no matter who forces it upon whomever, for we all have a choice as to continue to accept the abuse or reject the abuse and do something about it.

We must all stand up and be counted, because this is the greatest country in the world, and if we don’t take a stand, then the fulfillment of the prophecy will come true.

What is this prophecy that I’m talking about?

It’s the ruling length of years that a democracy can exist without crumbling; you can ask any Cuban after Castro’s coup d'état, and they’ll tell you in a heart beat.

Alexander Tyler, a Scottish history professor at the University of Edinburgh, had this to say about democracy: 'A democracy will continue to exist up until the time that voters discover they can vote themselves generous gifts from the public treasury.' Does this sound familiar, yet?

If not, then you ain’t been listening to the masterful oratory of the inspiring Socialist Pigs of our time.

Even when Fidel Castro promised change and many governmental gifts to the Cuban people, they fell in love with him as they genuflected and yelled, 'Viva Fidel'.

Tyler also said, that ‘every democracy will finally collapse due to a loose fiscal policy, which is always followed by a dictatorship.' According to Tyler, ‘the average age of the world's greatest civilizations from the beginning of history, has been about 200 years.’

So far, the United States Government has lasted 232 years, and it has already begun to decline into the phase of ‘complacency and apathy' according to Tyler.

I had noticed this decline starting about 45 years ago, when the politicians were sleeping with our enemies and selling out the United States piece by piece.

How do I know about the politicians sleeping around and the U.S. being for sale?

If you hurry, you might be able to still ‘Google’ it, because this information is to be removed about “three o’clock in the morning” if the phone doesn’t ring.

So, you better hurry before ‘I Am Legend’ for revealing this, because ‘The Lipstick’ has already started to encircle the lips of my little piggies.

This little piggy got lipstick, this little piggy got none.

Anyway, it has been determined that some 40 percent of the nation's population has already reached the 'governmental dependency' phase which leads back to bondage. Tyler’s theory is that a country progresses from bondage to spiritual faith, to great courage, to liberty, to abundance, to complacency, to apathy, to dependency, and then back into bondage.

Therefore, the warning has been given, that these scalawags should be removed from office if they don’t return to the original ideology.

That ideology is ‘A Government of the People, for the People, and by the People’; and it’s NOT of, for, or by our socialist politicians, for this result is bondage.Frank Dane said, ‘Get all the fools on your side and you can be elected to anything.’

“Therefore, as your Socialist Pig in Lipstick, er I mean President, I promise…”

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